BREAKING: Spindler gets the banhammer!!1

Our long HTTP nightmare is over…finally.

Today at 2:11PM PST, Spindler was banned from punkboard, punkboards first such move since its present incarnation. The relief felt from such a simple action is immense. No more attention whoring. No more “me too” posts, except from Annie Metal. Here is a graph of current punkboard tardtivity:

As you can clearly see, banning Spindler was a painless way to increase punkboarder’s intelligence and productivity. The only short-term negative consequence of such an action is that Spindler will have less sex, hence a dry spell for most punkboarders is in the cards.

It didn’t hurt that the punkboard is dying, or at least will be going through some major changes soon. The admin would rather have fun while wasting money, rather than experience needle-poking-brain for a couple more weeks and waste money at the same time.